do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

(Source: gameraboy, via nicoleg188)

I’m not saying we should have sex but we should.

(Source: conorsshittyblog-thingy, via quesadillasandweed)

This is the plan, get the elevator, while I distract him.

(Source: rbertdowneyjr, via nakedfabray)

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via fluro)

WHEN THE SECOND BOOK IN A SERIES IS NOTHING LIKE THE FIRST

dukeofbookingham:

It’s like:

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Yesterday three people told me that I look like Elizabeth Olsen. That’s never happened before. So awkward.

(Source: holland-roden, via katiecassidys)

godric: i took your advice salazar
salazar: what advice
godric: about having giant versions of our house animals
salazar: oh no
godric: i got a 60 foot lion
salazar: oh no
godric: she's in the grounds right now
salazar: OH NO
godric: look out the window bro
salazar:
salazar: wait i dont see her
godric: yeah i was lion about the whole thing
salazar:
godric:
salazar: i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
godric: ayyyyy
salazar: ayyyyy
2,084,987 Plays

kurtofskyforlife:

distortedpineapple:

serendipitousramblings:

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This makes me inexplicably happy.

I smiled uncontrollably when it started playing, omg this needs to be everywhere on tumblr.

Disney’s Robin Hood was my childhood. Fond memories.

(Source: ladamania, via internetwin)

be-the-homestuck:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

Where can i get one

(via racheldoesnthaveablog)

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

(Source: narcotic, via racheldoesnthaveablog)